I know I posted that I was selling this bed but now that you're here I kind of feel sorry for your situation. How could your ex wife leave you in such destitution that you can only afford this tiny twin bed for your new lair? I'm not going to charge you for this bed. You can take it for free. Ill give you some advice though, you wont be getting laid much if this is the bed you bring women back home to. You're a good looking guy and deserve so much better in life. In fact, I'm going to start off your chapter of newly divorced years with a total freebie. I'm going to fuck you on this teeny bed before you take it to your home. A sexy man like you would be a terrible thing to pass up.

This anxiety has been driving me nuts! Youve been helping me out quite a while now and I usually have the means to pay you back. My car needed some repair this week so funds are low. You like me right? I think you are a really nice guy so I am going to propose a little exchange. You have to help me out with this anxiety and I think I can also help you out with maybe a little sexual frustration you may have.

I don’t like to be disappointed. Your behavior greatly disappointed me today. You are aware my husband is your boss and when he sends you on an errand you should be prompt. There is something you can do for me if you want to keep your employment. It’s been a long time since my sweet pussy had good tongue action. If you want me to only say nice things to your boss you should get that cute mouth of yours in between my legs.

This is so weird. I never thought I would be sneaking here to fuck my neighbor, the landscaper. My husband would divorce me for sure if he knew I am coming here to get the best cock Ive ever had. He would also question my sanity knowing you live here with your parents and I am choosing your cock over his. I don't care, just make me cum!

Wow, it doesn't take you long to reload does it! I thought you would be almost to work by now and here you are back at home with a very naughty look in your eyes. You are so unpredictable which is something I love about you. Of course I'm ready for round two pre-work day sex. Get over here and let’s get to because I’m not going to say no to your delicious dick.

You know my daughter and I are super close and tell each other everything. She told me last night she is thinking of the D word with you and I dont mean dick. She says you have been slacking too long in your sex life and she refuses to stay married to a selfish in bed type man. I'm a hands on kind of teacher and mother in law so while my daughter is at work, you and I are going to have a sex lesson. You are going to pretend I am my daughter and I am going to instruct you on the proper way to satisfy a sex hungry woman.

It’s time you knew how much I appreciate having you as my step-dad. My own mother wouldn’t help me get birth control pills! You don’t even know how much it means to me to be able to enjoy a healthy sex life. There is no way I could practice abstinence as my mom preaches. You are the coolest step dad of all my friends. I’ve been taking these birth control pills as directed but I don't have a boyfriend. Since my mom is out of town a few days, will you do things with me that a boyfriend would do?

She threatens to tell Mom and Dad at the sight of your bulging boner in your pants. But instead she decides to suck it. Yahtzee! It doesn’t take long before she pulls her bottoms to the side and shoves her ass hole in your face. Fortune goes to the bold. Party on!

I really truly think you could be a better fit for me than your brother was. I don’t want to cause any problems in the family but everyone including you knew your brother wasn’t the right one to date. I like sex, your brother doesn’t. This was the biggest issue between us. You’re always joking about sex and making eyes at me so, we should give it a shot. Let’s at least give sex a try to see if we’re compatible.

You’re completely aware of what is going to happen tonight aren't you? So you know exactly where I am coming from, you are auditioning for fuck buddy number four position. This means I am going to call three guys ahead of you when I want my sexual needs serviced. You can start by eating me out. You had better be good because I don’t like my time wasted.