I don’t know anyone who breaks beds like you do from something as simple as pleasuring yourself. You aren't even fucking anyone but your hand! How do you do it? Ah, I think I am getting a clearer picture. You break your bed on vacation. Your father isn’t here. I’m alone in my bed. It’s all adding up. You don’t have to break a bed to get in bed with me. It’s not like this is our first time fucking. Why don’t you act like a grown man and come ask for this pussy you want so much. Tonight you’re going to give me exactly what I want so we can both get some sleep!

I don’t ask for much and maybe thats the problem. I have girlfriends who are living in penthouse suites simply by having sex with guys who buy them things. I figure I should give it a try since I am every bit as pretty and kind as they are. I’m a little nervous as you can tell. So long as what I’m doing gets me out of this stupid studio apartment and this tiny twin bed, who cares?

How many people get the chance to have second go round. I think we are really lucky to be here together after all the years between the first time we fucked. If I remember right, you are quite girthy. Way back then we were both sort of awkward in our sexual skills. There’s no need to be shy now. We both have more experience under our belts. I can see your cock bouncing in your pants waiting for me to wrap my hands around it. Let’s show each other what we could have had years ago.

I know this bed looks kind of small but I did state the correct dimensions in the ad. Of course it's big enough to sleep someone tall like you or me. See? I’ll lie down and show you. Oh, you want to know if it's sturdy enough for sex? That I don’t know as it's my little brothers bed. I don’t think he’s had sex on it, I’m pretty sure he hasn’t. I’m just supposed to sell the thing for my mom today. So do you want it or not? Ah, I see where this is leading. I admit to checking you out when you got here. No one will be home for awhile so if you want to see how sturdy this bed is before you buy it, let’s go!

It must be a little strange seeing me here alone without your son. I really needed to talk with a man who understands. Ever since your son and I married, he has become quite a prude in the bedroom. He doesn't put out anymore and the rare chance I do get some dick, he jizzes in like a minute. Your wife always has a glow to her and I know why, you must give her some good dick. I thought I would get that same glow when I married your son. I have so much pent up frustration that I was wondering if you could have a talk with him and convince him if he doesn't want to lose me he had better start putting out again. Or, I have an idea...how about if you share that mature dick of yours with me, your daughter in law? We will be keeping the problem and the solution in the family. It doesn't have to get weird or anything, I'll just come over when mom is at work and you can take care of my hungry pussy and then I will go back home like nothing ever happened. One big happy family.

Being a designated driver has its benefits. Such as I know exactly who I brought home tonight to fuck. I saw you checking me out all night long. I was looking at you and here we are. My pussy is so hot wanting to get filled with your cock. You will have to help me out of this dress if you want to get laid anytime soon. I’ve been so horny I plan to fuck you most of the night. I can see by that bulge in your pants you’re thinking the same thing.

She wastes no time and humiliates you and your silly little prick right off the bat while she wipes out her perfectly shaven gash. She puts you to work licking her pretty pussy. You are only here to make her happy. She is gonna use you up.

It’s been so long since we’ve been able to enjoy each other. I purposely didn’t put on clothes so you can see how ready I am for you. Touch me babe. Run your hands all over your body that you love so much. I’ve missed you so much. Kiss me down there first before you slide yourself into me my love.

A visit to the sexy dick doctor is in order for you. After many failed attempts in the sack you realize some education may be the only way you're ever going to get a girlfriend to stay with you longer than a week. Listen carefully as this ‘expert’ instructs you on the basics of how to sexually satisfy a real woman.

It may sound like a crazy idea but I'm thinking of moving to California to get into porn. I really think I would be great at having sex on camera! I love being touched by people I don't have an emotional connection with. There is something so hot about fucking for money on film. I know you will give me an honest opinion if I'm good enough at fucking to go be in movies. I can tell by that swelling cock in your pants that I've picked the right guy for a trial run. Let me seduce you as if I were really in a porno.